Gimmicks are for Morons

Found this image on the "Blog" of "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks for it's use of "Waste Reducing", a fair point... but I have something else relating to the image to complain about...


This soap boasts that it reduces waste by eliminating the unused central part of the soap bar. Completely ignoring the fact that it is not the central part of the soap that everyone hates, but just the flimsy last bit. Which this will also have.

In fact, it will be more flimsy because it has a fucking hole in the middle.

Gimmicks are for morons.